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Carl Tard

A Carl that is so stubborn and knuckleheaded and hel bent to get his way, win, or maintain control , that he admits in open court to doing heinous disgusting crimes, but insists that there's nothing wrong with it. They get a small win and subsequently become infamous for their disgusting conduct. They're very shortsighted, and incapable of choosing their battles.
"did you read that case about that dad who admitted to leaving his 13 yo girl with the rapist just so her mom couldn't have her that weekend?"
"Yeah. What a Carl Tard. He's famous now, though not for what he was trying to do."
by Alleged-Leigh July 10, 2025
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Couche Tard

Person who avoids a work related event
Who wants to work on the roof after the meeting?
Im leaving as soon as the meeting ends
ok Couche Tard
by jajaja11122233 September 28, 2023
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Soy Tard

Defines a man who is considered to be the peek of human perfection. A Soy Tard is often a very handsome man, commonly being hit on by women. They are kind, trustworthy loyal people.
Saki: Raph is such a Soy Tard.

Raph: Aww, thanks Saki.
by FireNova June 3, 2021
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