alabama twinkle

when you put a twinkie on your brothers wiener and eat it off while he’s jizzing in it

i heard she had an Alabama twinkle at the park

by bootyclapper3000 January 14, 2020

Alabama Whoopee Cushion

An Alabama Whoopee Cushion is an act between two siblings where the male ejaculates inside the female’s mouth, then tickles her until the cum sprays everywhere out of her mouth.

“Bro! Last night I did the Alabama Whoopee Cushion with Sandra!”
“What the fuck is wrong with you? Isn’t that your sister?”
“And?”

by SoakedPants September 4, 2024

Troy Alabama

Troy Alabama is a place full of smelly folks.

Melissa “Them boys from Troy Alabama stank”

by whatafag January 21, 2022

Alabama Banana Split

A sexual stunt involving a male and female - preferably siblings or first cousins - where the man shoves his thumbs into the meatus of his urethra and wrenches his hands sideways with enough force to rip the penis in half down to the base. The remaining urethra hole in the base is then filled with whipped cream, after which the destroyed penis is promptly given a blowjob by the female.

Holy shit, Greg just got given the Alabama Banana Split! I think he's going to bleed out!

by BonesTheWendigo July 29, 2021

Alabama slammer

When doing doggy style a girl beings to poop, while she’s halfway prairie dogging the dude proceeds to slam his erect penis into her poop shoot.

My dick smells like poop after giving Hayley an Alabama slammer.

by Mcfucker March 12, 2020

Alabama Sweet Tea

When someone teabags a person who has passed out from drunkenness.

"I got drunk on Bourbon Street and found out I'd gotten an Alabama Sweet Tea"

by sweetsara May 24, 2012

Alabama rumble seat

When you’re having anal sex and the penetrated party farts with the penis still inside their anus.

I was banging Anna in the ass the other day and that bitch gave me an Alabama rumble seat.

by Professor ding dangle March 1, 2021