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Sticky hearing aid

A sex act where the male ejaculates in to his partners ear with such vehemence the spooge cleans the ear canal thus improving hearing.
“The wife was complaining her ears were playing up after our flight so I sorted her reet out with a sticky hearing aid
by The Grotbag June 19, 2025
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AIDS monger

Someone that is really good at a video game, and is essentially an individual that mongers aids
Wow Sean Duffield is a real aids monger
by Politico June 26, 2025
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by Adujasty343 July 16, 2025
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band-aid

Short-term fix or solution to a tricky situation, e.g. the iPad used to calm / quiet down crying children
Using the iPad to distract the kids during dinner was just a band-aid solution; as soon as they finished watching, the chaos returned!
by Emotional Cruiser September 25, 2025
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Space Aids

Space aids is only transmitted through knowing about space aids, and and every time you hear about it, you remind yourself that you have space aids in by telling other people about space aids. They now know that they have space aids in our own constant reminder that they have space aids if you basically explain that to them.
by Zero Cartwheel October 9, 2025
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hearing aid

"Hearing aid" is a slang term for "lip reading". Also knonw as "speechreading", it is a communication technique of understanding speech by watching a person's lip movements, facial expressions, and gestures, which can be enhanced by any residual hearing. It's a skill used by many people with hearing loss but also by the general public in noisy environments to aid comprehension. The technique is not foolproof, as many sounds look alike on the lips, and a complete understanding relies on context and other clues.
At the crowded café, I had to rely on my hearing aid—you know, lip reading—just to catch snippets of the conversation over all that noise.
by Emotional Cruiser October 19, 2025
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AIDS

I Need AIDS!
by Whyno_username October 24, 2025
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