noodle salad

When a bunch of dudes put their flaccid dicks in someone's mouth.
Person 1: Hey me and some other guys were thinking about making a noodle salad later want in?

Person 2: OH MY GOD! yes!
by Mc Doofernoodle October 9, 2016
mugGet the noodle saladmug.

Noodling

The act of slinging or placing wet spaghetti or noodles over parked cars as a prank.
This may be considered vandalism by local authorities, I am not responsible for you being a dumbass and noodling everywhere and getting arrested.
"Yeah dude me and my friends got super high and went noodling last night, made it onto local news."
by AubreyJams October 19, 2017
mugGet the Noodlingmug.

distraction noodle

A object or situational factor that serves as a distraction or diversion from someone or something else that is happening.
"I hate when I see a Cop car at night, at least during the day there is a bunch of distraction noodles so they don't see me".
by redmedicine August 23, 2015
mugGet the distraction noodlemug.

eat forks with noodles

Something Asians like to do to insult white people
Joe: yo I saw Mr Miyagi eat forks with noodles yesterday
John: bruh
by maximitis November 10, 2024
mugGet the eat forks with noodlesmug.

nazi noodles

Nazi Noodles.

Based on Nazi cold cook methamphetamine from World War Two

When you take cup o noodles and a can of cold soup and combine them into a hotel room coffee maker to heat them up.

This is your dinner
Town was so small by the time I got off work and got a room for the night everything was closed. Had to make me some Nazi Noodles and go to bed
by Fornicater January 7, 2024
mugGet the nazi noodlesmug.

Noodle

A synonym for head.
My girlfriend gave me great noodle last night!
by Chittick March 20, 2024
mugGet the Noodlemug.

Noodles

Crazy, nuts, out of your mind.
You want me to what? He'll no you're noodles for that.

You're noodles if you don't think this is the best definition ever lol.
by ClassicMan401 November 17, 2016
mugGet the Noodlesmug.

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