mallard duck

Used in jobs where you are an instructor. You make this the perfect lesson plan, so when you stop caring about your job and a supervisor shows up to evaluate you, you look awsome.

Key Phrases in George Bush mallard duck speach: freedom, peace, oil

by Matt$ April 08, 2006

blind duck

Jizz in her eyes, and jizz on her feet, so she has webbed feet and is blind.

I gave her the worst blind duck ever. She couldn't even see in the morning.

by Scott Lieb November 05, 2006

duck butter

Frothy substance collected under the glans (head) of the penis from pro-longed sexual intercourse.

After half an hour of sex, John had quiet a bit of duck butter.

by Rude Webster December 26, 2002

Rubber Duck

Wearing a condom while having sex.

You're gonna have to rubber duck it tonight. You mother-f*cking, c*ck-sucking, rubber ducking b*tch!

by Johanna Hudgens October 30, 2005

duck butter

an adjective that describes how thick a bad ass hoe is

Damn, that hoe is thick as duck butter!

by Euphis Q. Eienstienbacher September 17, 2003

duck butter

the moist scuzz found at the uppermost cleft of one's ass cheeks

Reaching down into his shorts, Dave extracted a fingerful of duck butter to share among his buddies.

by Loretta La Rue April 21, 2003

Bitch Duck

The 'Bitch Duck' is a particular member of a group of close friends who are usually bros. The BD is needy, depressing, annoying, spiteful, grouchy, and most likely smells of cigarettes.

All the characteristics of a 'Bitch Duck' are related to the definition of a typical Bitch, but a BD only lives for attention. Some behaviors exhibited by the BD are crying about nothing, being flaky, trying to fit in to much, overreacting, paranoia, and last but not least... Getting shut down by members of the opposite sex.

The Bitch Duck originated from the popular show Family Guy in the episode Fox-y Lady.

Bro #1- Dude, Ben is so god damn annoying when all he talks about is his ex and crying.

Bro #2- What is his fucking deal? That ended like two years ago!
Bro #3 Yeah man, the dude is a total Bitch Duck. Lets go get drunk and fuck some hot sluts.
Bro #1 and Bro #2- Fuck yeah Bro!

by The_Tripod_4ever March 17, 2011