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Text message schizophrenia

When the text message sends but the image doesn’t send
I hate when I get text message schizophrenia—my message sends, but the picture doesn’t send cuz of the damn GREEN TEXTS
by DrGigglyAss August 13, 2025
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Text Voyeur

People who read all the group texts and refuses to respond, engage, laugh
Yeah, Duesler is so busy, he doesn’t have time to respond to our group texts. The
Bro is such a text voyeur!
by Yaks_man August 19, 2025
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text masturbator

someone who likes/tapbacks their own text message; also: text masturbation
It's inevitable that Stewé will tapback his own texts; that text masturbator is the only one who thinks he's so funny.
by The original Studly Hungwell September 13, 2025
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shitter text

this is when you are taking a shit and really bored you go thru you phone and mass text message a whole lot of people " whats up" " how are you" ect just to keep you occupied
brian sorry i didnt get back to you when you texted me " whats up", no its cool, i was shitter texting
by uncle steve from miami January 24, 2009
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Brown Text

When you accidently send a text to someone that was meant to go to someone else.
Matt: "So you think you want to go out to a movie tonight and maybe afterward come over to my place?"

Kyle: "wtf?"

Matt: "oh shit. Srry man I brown texted u."

Kyle: "oh. Its cool."
by KLStokes January 20, 2010
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Premature Text-Jaculation.

When you send a text message too quickly, without thinking or without finishing the message.
I think I need "Tiger Text". I sent a text too soon. I call it "Premature Text-Jaculation."
by demonscootergirl April 10, 2010
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multi-text story

story involving multiple texts to tell.
girl one: tell me your dumb ass story.
girl two: are you sure its definitely a multi-text story?
girl one: yea bitch.
by pom toast May 11, 2010
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