Pool noodle

Snake in disguise

Man: did you see that pool noodle
Other man: fuck off it bit me
Man: pool noodles are harmless relax
Other man: “dead”
Man: mate?

by boomer inc. August 14, 2021

Noodle Head

Shayla.

Shayla is a Noodle Head

by UhhDuckOnQuack August 21, 2021

Oodle a noodle

To look at nudes

Why would I want to oodle a noodle from some random online?

I oodled a noodle and I wish I hadn't.

by w34t567u August 26, 2021

spicey noodles

kissing in a rough way

they were eating spicey noodles

by BigdickGeert September 1, 2021

Noodling

To be strong and unyielding yet flexible when moist.

Dude that funky bass drop had my noodling all night!

by NoodDudz September 3, 2021

Yank My Noodle Dandy

When you're in the act of giving a hand-job whilst whistling "Yankee Doodle Dandy". The object is to make the guy cum during the course of the song or have to repeat until he does. Same scenario can happen also while a guy is masturbating.

I was giving my boyfriend a handy J and started whistling Yankee Doodle Dandy, cuz it was 4th of July and when I got to the up-tempo part he was screaming Yank My Noodle Dandy.

by BananaSlammer June 3, 2021

noodle bonnet

1)A large pink silicone face bonnet that protects your hair while slurping hot noodles through a face hole

"Ooh, noodles in hot broth"! I need my noodle bonnet so that I don't get it in my hair or down my top".

by Qtbounce June 5, 2021