when you have the cool man sydrome you become cool
your skin around your face form around your eyes to create sunglasses and you are forced to always have a straight face
you also always have to wear cool man clothes, like a t shirt and jeans or pants
anything that is not those will make your skin make it's own clothing out of the same material
your skin around your face form around your eyes to create sunglasses and you are forced to always have a straight face
you also always have to wear cool man clothes, like a t shirt and jeans or pants
anything that is not those will make your skin make it's own clothing out of the same material
"hey joe, you look like you got cool man syndrome."
"it's because i do, george, we talked about this."
"so how's the family?"
"it's because i do, george, we talked about this."
"so how's the family?"
by Gynuq December 15, 2019
Get the cool man syndromemug. by coolyourtools September 8, 2016
Get the cool your toolsmug. The extra amount of money you have to pay to your insurance or on tickets due to your car “looking fast” or cool
Guy 1: I swear I get more tickets from cops ever since I dropped my car and got the new paint job, I’m driving the exact same though.
Guy 2: yeah, you don’t look like regular traffic anymore. You can’t forget to budget for the cool car tax.
Guy 2: yeah, you don’t look like regular traffic anymore. You can’t forget to budget for the cool car tax.
by Li Big Body November 2, 2023
Get the cool car taxmug. The head-cooling station is the frozen foods section in the grocery store; where you can open a cooler door and stick your head in if you start having hot flashes or are simply pouring sweat on account of all the umph! it takes to get from one end of the store to the other, and either no one will notice because it looks like you're grabbing a bag of veggies, OR they notice but don't pass judgement because they came there to do the exact same thing!!
"Mom, you're sweating profusely," I told her as we came around the aisle and she popped her head into the frozen goods cooler. "You'd better stay right here in the head-cooling station while I go grab a buggy to finish up our shopping!"
by K!Mpo$$ible August 26, 2022
Get the Head-cooling stationmug. Contrary to the common, hot blooded Hispanic, cool blooded Hispanics are capable of conversing without drawing attention to themselves or interrupting the conversations of people around them. Often thought of as a myth, the cool blooded Hispanics are rare and are often never seen in groups, usually only one is seen within a larger group of hot blooded Hispanics, and due to the nature of hot blooded Hispanics, cool blooded ones go un-noticed to the untrained observer.
Look at those two cool blooded Hispanics, they are having a conversation without raising their voices.
by j4m41c4ndud3 April 30, 2019
Get the Cool Blooded Hispanicmug. by shane_y November 4, 2020
Get the any cool wordmug. by SuperGamer243 September 29, 2021
Get the Ron (cool guy)mug.