John smith is the best American, he makes his Wife stay in the kitchen and he has a farm. He hates you if you’re not American and he loves trump.
by spidermanyuh March 7, 2022
Get the John smith yuhmug. The most enticing man you will ever meet. His slicked back georgous blonde hair glistens under the light as his sweat penentrates his scalp. You sense whenever he is near as his pheremones are most superior. Anyone who has the privledge of seeing his sweet cheeks when he picks up a screw, or his gorgeous gut as he stretches up, knows how pure he is.
by memesmlk January 9, 2019
Get the jordon smithmug. One of most common, white, generic names ever, especially in the recent past. Often used as a name in word problems and telemarketers probably use it to practice their spiels or people can use it to denote just anyone, kind of like “John Doe.”
Aw man! The Jones took up half of the whites pages in the phone book and the rest was Smiths back in the day.
by Jaksanz July 7, 2020
Get the Smithmug. The best human ever! Lots of people take advantage of her but when they lose her they’ll regret it. She’s loyal, fun, has a certain humour, trustworthy, honest and extraordinarily beautiful. She may not be the most popular girl in school but everyone loves as a person, and just wait cause in the future she’ll have an amazing job that she loves and is good at and will make a lot of money 💵.
Boy: Have you ever heard of Camden smith?
Girl: ya she’s an amazing person why?
Boy: cause she’s beautiful and I want her to be my future wife!
Girl: ya she’s an amazing person why?
Boy: cause she’s beautiful and I want her to be my future wife!
by Dylan O’Brien Stan for life December 23, 2020
Get the Camden smithmug. by borky.bork December 24, 2021
Get the morgan smithmug. by thelebronjames23 June 5, 2025
Get the Fergus Smithmug. 