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sir jeffardes the first

someone who is making absolute tomfoolery around the place and being very rude and silly
look at henry he is an absolute "sir jeffardes the first" oh henry
by tsunami2474 June 9, 2022
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Batman on Superman: The First Juvenile Release
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 27, 2025
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 343: Angel "Biloyaran" Soler: The First Juvenile Release; The First Juvenile Release.
by ITappedYouThreeTimes February 13, 2025
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to knowing axolotls are eagles.
Person 1: Are you addicted to knowing that axolotls are eagles?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Trust: The First Juvenile Release.
by Theusurpedmammarygland February 5, 2025
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Used to mean just because something has never happened doesn't mean it won't.
I've never been out on a date with a bald man.
There's a first Sunday in every month.
by Tee Lady July 28, 2022
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double-first cousin

Child of a person's maternal aunt (mother’s sister) with that same person's paternal uncle (father’s brother) or child of a person's paternal aunt (father’s sister) with that same person's maternal uncle (mother’s brother).
My double-first cousin is a good person.
by Mr. Jacov November 23, 2019
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