Sticky hearing aid

A sex act where the male ejaculates in to his partners ear with such vehemence the spooge cleans the ear canal thus improving hearing.

“The wife was complaining her ears were playing up after our flight so I sorted her reet out with a sticky hearing aid”

by The Grotbag June 19, 2025

Band-Aid AU

A type of alternate universe where the characters sustain none of the original trauma in their storyline, but therefore undergo other traumas that are a result of the change in their stories.

For example, if Snow White hadn't bitten the apple, her story would change drastically and she'd experience different traumas.

"I just came up with a new Band-Aid AU for the events of the Five Nights At Freddy's movie!"

by Tempermental moth September 21, 2023

Aids

Someone or something that’s boring and/or just is trash in general

Tom “Wow that shot was aids!”
Jim: “yeah I got work on my threes”

by Catcatfricknads April 21, 2018

AIDS

When you stick your cock in shit and you get aids

I got aids last night from fucking a pile of shit

by dsfkljgfkjhdfgkhjfkjbvkjbcfkjc June 5, 2020

Aids

my brother

"Dad whats aids?"
"Your brother,"
"But we're twins,"
"Exactly,"

by The Broken Condom has spoken October 11, 2019

AIDS burger

1.AIDS burger (noun) a song made by Jimmy buffet

2 AIDS burger (noun) an ancient ritual where a McDonald’s employee seasons a burger with and especially flavorful sauce.

1 at his concert he sang aids bruger and the people (not fans but people who fell in to a trap)booed him off stage.

2 The chef at the fine establishment known McDonald’s did a special aids burger Ritual just for me.

by Pepsi frog March 30, 2019

dippin' in the kool-aid

Butting into somebody else's business.

Ease dropping into somebody else’s conversation.

Giving unsolicited advice when ain’t nobody ask you for it.

Girl what you need to do is get a job. Ewwh, you dippin’ in the kool-aid and don’t even know the flavor. I got a man and he makes 7 figures. ‘YOU’ need to get a job.

#dippin' in the kool-aid

by darkhackthesys August 4, 2019