Paper Straws

The worst thing on the planet. Every time you drink out of one it grinds your teeth and it feels like nails on a chalkboard if it was a feeling, you get these horrible chills. The turtles can die for all I care I hate paper straws.

I hate paper straws. #KILLTHETURTLES

by DieselDeletus December 12, 2022

Wet Paper Towel Brain

When your brain is incapable of absorbing knowledge/Repeating already known knowledge

Teacher: What is the answer to number 1?

Student: Uhh...

Teacher: We learnt this last month and I made sure you understood. How do you not know this?

Student :Sorry, I have Wet Paper Towel Brain today just give me minute.

Teacher: Ok we'll come back to you later.

by De Queen May 18, 2023

paper shoe

A Funky Asian who likes saying wut ?

hey paper shoe ... no response paper shoe .... wut ?

by Mada Mada June 28, 2017

Paper-to-cast

Paper-to-cast, often used within a film/literature context, is used to describe a quintessential portrayal of a cast as depicted by its respective characters in a book or vice-versa if 'paper' and 'cast' were interchanged.

Wow, the characters in the 'Diary of a Wimpy Kid' book and movie are paper-to-cast!

by D-Dawgz February 14, 2025

Ur nans adoption paper

Ur nans adoption paper is a sacred text which no one shall grasp

What’s that scared text? Oh it’s ur nans adoption paper

by Niall Kenneally April 01, 2021

paper smart

When you take knowledge off of a paper

I at an A on the test I’m paper smart.

by Jamesssssss____ October 05, 2018

Paper Champ

Someone who only wrestles 11 times a year, and can only win matches with interference. Roman Reigns is a paper champion

Roman Reigns is a paper champion who barely wrestles 11 times a year, while he claims to be the head of the table and the tribal chief. He avoids facing the true contenders who work hard and deserve a shot at his title.

by Nexusfanboy January 24, 2024