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The Double Tailed Quarter

The act of shoving a quarter up your rectum, then your partner sucks it out of your rectum. They then swallow it and when ready, you return the favor. Not to be confused with the double tailed peso, where you share a jar of jalapeños first.
My girlfriend wanted to save money, so I suggested we try the double tailed quarter method, she wasn't impressed.
by Twinkle abs February 22, 2026
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Papua New Guinea Tailpipe

Getting gangbanged by exactly 27 men in Papua New Guinea while sticking your penis in a lubed up tailpipe
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Papua New Guinea Tailpipe

Getting gangbanged by exactly 27 men in Papua New Guinea while sticking your penis in a lubed up tailpipe
I just got Papua New Guinea tailpiped
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Prehensile Taint Tail

The Prehensile Taint Tail most commonly references the mysteries medical mutation in which a humanoid species has a powerful and versatile third appendage protruding from center of one taint which is medically decribed as a Gouch The only known example of this mutation belongs to the Intergender Intergalactic Full-Frontal Professional Wrestling Alliance.
"BY THE NAME OF OUR MOST IMPERIAL GALACTIC GRAND EMPEROR Sir West of Kanye is that homeless dude in the smelly bathrobes' DANGLY WANGLY a flipping and a flopping all over that Reptialian Guards' third eye?"

No silly goose! That's his Prehensile Taint Tail!
by Jonathan Q. Tork November 2, 2025
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Texico Rat Tail

When three or more men, while having flaccid cocks, tie all of their penises together and rub each other's tips.
Me and the boys are bouta do a Texico Rat Tail after the party.
by Wichita Wanker November 8, 2025
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Chef Hatchet total drama yum yum happy go time fish tail

Self explanatory.
Owen: Care for a Chef Hatchet total drama yum yum happy go time fish tail?
Noah: Don't kill him you clown!
by hahahhahnotme October 19, 2023
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But how often does the lamb shake its tail?!

What an anxious/impatient youngster would logically want to know in instances when his parent promises a certain action/food/relief/entertainment "in two shakes of a lamb's tail".
Cranky child: "Are we there yet?!"
Parent driving (cheerfully): "Oh, no worries --- we'll be there in two shakes of a lamb's tail!"
Cranky child: "But how often does the lamb shake its tail?! Oh, sure --- a NORMAL AND ALERT lamb probably "flutters its little stumpy thing" quite regularly, but if the lamb is asleep or not feeling chipper, its behind-flipper might not move much at all, and so it might take HOURS for it to jiggle even ONCE, let alone TWICE!"
by QuacksO July 10, 2024
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