Slut Coma

A state of utter and total defeat. Absolute exhaustion.

The term is often used after discovering a partner has no intentions of dating you, or admitting to it, really. They will keep your hopes up, when in fact, you're just a leachy, horny mistake. The "slut" is probably fucking someone very close to you.

The slut is extremely attractive and thought to be the be-all, end-all as far as dating goes. The victim is often attractive as well, and has always ended relationships. So the first time it happens for the victim is when their feelings are the strongest.

Unless left untreated (keeping in contact with the slut), the coma can last up to 3 years. On one occasion I've seen it last to 5.

A "slut coma" can prevent confidence, an erection, social opportunities to meet new mates, and most notably, a hollow glazed-look for long periods of time.

You: Dude, Cassandra has been texting me on and off for like 3 months. I saw her at the bar last night and she didn't even look at me! We had an awesome week but now I think she's fucking my brothers best friend... I thought she was the one, man.

Friend: Fuck man, you know what you're in?

You: What?

Friend: A "slut coma," man. A fucking slut coma.

by 3_I_Win October 31, 2011

IHop Slut

A person who goes to IHop frequently, usually several times a week to hang out but with different people every time.

Joe: She went to Ihop with you today?....But she went with me yesterday!
Phil: Man, she's such an IHop slut...

by Alpha Major November 12, 2011

timezone slut

Someone who communicates with people in many different timezones at once.

John has to join a meeting with people in five different timezones, he is such a timezone slut.

by salparadise November 16, 2020

Slut wag

Chastising someone by putting your finger down their bum crack and wagging it side to side

"Rob had been a bit audacious, he deserves a damn good slut wagging."

by H B Aladocious December 29, 2020

Goofy slut

A freaky girl who's Goofy.

That goofy slut make me laugh and makes me cum.

by Kimi Smile January 14, 2021

Suitcase slut

When you're only a whore while travelling.

Oh he's / she's a suitcase slut.
What a suitcase slut.

by munich.madness January 29, 2021

slothy slut

when you're an absolute dirty slut at heart but you're too lazy to follow through with your slutty desires.

Katie: Are you about to get dicked down and give Jason that spin cycle sloppy toppy tonight?
Blakelee: I want to get absolute railed but I'm just too lazy.
Katie: Stop being such a slothy slut!

by rainbowloom4life69 February 27, 2021