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The Salty Spitoon 

When you ejaculate into your own mouth, gargle it, then spit it into someone else’s mouth. Presumably your sexual partner
Last night in bed I gave my girl the Salty Spitoon

The Salty Wassik 

After a long day of work in the field, the male will return home to his partner without showering or bathing of any kind and will demand strictly oral sexual favors.

The extremely high accumulation of bodily fluids, mainly sweat, in the crotch area result in a particularly sour/bitter taste and smell.
He gave her the ol’ Salty Wassik

- Female performs the Salty wassik (Oral) deliberately when he hasn’t bathed.
The Salty Wassik by samxedge July 13, 2022

Two Salty Broads 

A podcast that follows two friends who don't know what they're doing, but they know a little bit about a lot and have a lot of opinions to back it up.

Joined by Dan the Sound Guy (see: punching bag), they discuss topics such as buttholes, videos that tried to ruin their lives, and smut.
I love to listen to Two Salty Broads for their tasty salty surprises.

double salty 

When someone giving head is crying resulting in the production of two salty fluids.
Instead of Lube we used a double salty, her tears were enough.
double salty by Drumming Monkey February 14, 2023

a salty dolphin 

Tha act of taking a creampie in the anis and farting it out while clapping and making dolphin noises
The thi ladyboy let me give him a salty dolphin for 15 bucks
a salty dolphin by Cpl_dick July 19, 2024

a salty dolphin 

That act of taking a creampie in the butthole then farting it out as you clap and make dolphin noises
That thi ladyboy gave me a salty dolphin for 15 bucks
a salty dolphin by Cpl_dick July 19, 2024