Nobody was dying, the so-called 'virus' was elite liberal propaganda, and to show his feeling about social dis-tance he was marching shoulder-to-shoulder with other "Reopen America" geniuses, waving swastikas and Trump banners, blocking ambulances, breathing in each others' faces.
by Monkey's Dad April 20, 2020
Get the social dis-tance mug.An individual that has been isolated for so long due to pandemic confinement that he/she desperately looks for any form of social interaction. The same way a zombie desperately looks for brain.
I have became such a social interaction zombie that I ended paying homeless people to hang out with me.
by Mark Zergburger April 20, 2021
Get the Social interaction zombie mug.There are two different types of social network users.
1. Someone who has too much spare time with no life to do anything with it, so they'll spend it posting useless and annoying updates that nobody cares about, interacting with their "friends" (most of which aren't even their friends outside of whichever social networking site they're using), taking "selfies", all the while losing brain cells.
2. Someone who spends a few minutes here and there interacting with their friends on a social networking site (these are friends that they are actually friends with outside of the social network they're using), someone who will post occasional but interesting/funny status updates, and then logging off and doing something productive with their time.
1. Someone who has too much spare time with no life to do anything with it, so they'll spend it posting useless and annoying updates that nobody cares about, interacting with their "friends" (most of which aren't even their friends outside of whichever social networking site they're using), taking "selfies", all the while losing brain cells.
2. Someone who spends a few minutes here and there interacting with their friends on a social networking site (these are friends that they are actually friends with outside of the social network they're using), someone who will post occasional but interesting/funny status updates, and then logging off and doing something productive with their time.
Examples of definition 1: At least 60% of social network users.
Examples of definition 2: The other 40% or less of social network users.
Examples of definition 2: The other 40% or less of social network users.
by Anonymous129084 April 4, 2013
Get the Social Network User mug.A term stemming from two seperate lexical choices one of which is 'Social' to be defined as relating to human society and its members and 'Flat-line' which is a medical term to show the absence of heart contractions or the disappearance of the rhythmic peaks displayed on a heart monitor.
In this sense the conjoined term means the 'dead sector of society' So to speak : Nerds, emo's, paedophiles and so on, people who are marginalised and ostracised from society.
In this sense the conjoined term means the 'dead sector of society' So to speak : Nerds, emo's, paedophiles and so on, people who are marginalised and ostracised from society.
by yami100 July 21, 2010
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Get the Ice Cream Social mug.The kind of person who screams meaningless buzzwords like "SJW" or "snowflake" because they lack the skills to form an independent opinion of their own. Basically, these people are scumbags who will fight any attempts to make society a more just place. Hell, they outright admit it by using SJW as an insult.
Jack: "Can you believe these snowflakes that want to tell me I can't say n***er?"
Stacy: "I mean, that's pretty much the absolute worst word you can say. Have a little respect for other people, it won't kill you..."
Jack: "ZOMG YOU SJW BETA MALE SNOWFLAKE CUCK POO-POO FACE I'M FIVE YEARS OLD INSIDE, SOMEBODY PLEASE HELP ME, MY MIND IS A TORTUROUS PRISON I CANNOT ESCAPE!!!!"
Stacy: "'Beta male'? I'm a chick. You have some serious insecurities, dude. And did you piss your pants? Typical Social Injustice Warrior..."
Stacy: "I mean, that's pretty much the absolute worst word you can say. Have a little respect for other people, it won't kill you..."
Jack: "ZOMG YOU SJW BETA MALE SNOWFLAKE CUCK POO-POO FACE I'M FIVE YEARS OLD INSIDE, SOMEBODY PLEASE HELP ME, MY MIND IS A TORTUROUS PRISON I CANNOT ESCAPE!!!!"
Stacy: "'Beta male'? I'm a chick. You have some serious insecurities, dude. And did you piss your pants? Typical Social Injustice Warrior..."
by Cosmicdustjunkie June 8, 2017
Get the Social Injustice Warrior mug.When you parents cut you off from all social contact and the cells in your feet start reproducing so that you cannot move, not like you could go any where in the first place though.
Friend #1- "You hanging out with Melanie today?"
Friend #2- "No, she's got social cancer and can't go anywhere"
Friend #1- "I hope I never get social cancer"
Friend #2- "No, she's got social cancer and can't go anywhere"
Friend #1- "I hope I never get social cancer"
by Mellestophelese January 21, 2009
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