flying to san antonio

When you need a new vibrating neck pillow to masturbate with, and you need a cover story to go buy one. Because seriously, nobody you know just has one lying around that they use all the time. Not to mention the cashier who ALWAYS rings you up for these things, and probably knows your secret. You're just flying to San Antonio this weekend!

Taken from a BuzzFeed video about women and their first time masturbating

"I'm flying to San Antonio again, mum. Think you could grab me another vibrating neck pillow while you're at the store? I ran the batteries dead in mine."

by stonetastifulrumptious August 10, 2016

Sans

OH LOOK IT'S ME PAPYRUS AND I'VE CAME TO RIGHT SOMETHING ABOUT MY BROTHER he's a fat bald Skelton who sleeps 19 hours but seriously go get undertale it's worth the 6.99 dollors

Sans has come to give you a hotdog

by Sans-_- May 12, 2020

San Roman

Group of idiots

"Hey come on guys don't be a San Roman!"

by noodles.18 August 31, 2013

Xing San

A caring, considerate, thoughtful, optimistic friend.
He's like your another mother when you are away from home.

He's so Xing San, even my mum did not ask me if I have eaten or not.

by Caramel pudding November 22, 2021

San Francisco mud

The liquid human feces found on the streets of San Francisco.

Is this San Francisco mud on your shoes or what?

by Sexydimma January 21, 2023

San Antonio Spurge

A spurge who is from San Antonio or is a Spurs fan.

"Ted is such a fuckin San Antonio Spurge. Too bad he can't go back to San Antonio."
"Tony Parker is the best San Antonio Spurge."

by Moore Head June 12, 2018

Comic sans personality

Having a comic sans personality it means that you are dumb and foolish, L

wow Tobi sure is acting like they have a comic sans personality rn-
frfr bro so lame

by awesomecoolcute March 2, 2022