rip

a lot of people wonder why the verb "rip" is used to describe the activity of excreting a fart out of your ass. this is a fascinating subject. based on a great deal of research, we have concluded that when "ripping a nasty," you are quite lit'rally ripping a hole in the previously fart-less space-time continuum, and injecting a stinker into the emergent vacuum: thus, you are ripping. it was believe this coined by Albert "Airturds" Einstain in 1904 in his magnum o'piss, "An die Physiker des Stinkertons."

thomas pebbles: fucking shit, dude, i fucking ripped so loud last night right at the moment i oh'jizm'd with kara.
daniel day luiz: dude, i have done that, it sucks. so embarrassing, especially if a lil doodoo squirts out.
pebbles: yeah, was so nasty. karen didn't say anything though.
day luiz: my dad usually doesn't either but it's just how it goes.
pebbles: it felt so good though.

by trilliam turdsworth December 18, 2021

Biddy Ripping

An activity done on a train in which 2 gang members get a granny between the coaches, and two other gang members go to either end, and drive the two halfs of the trains in opposite directions, thus tearing the granny in half. This activity was

popular on the DLR in London around 1987.

Guy: did you read in the paper? Theres been another biddy ripping.
Guy2: what the fuck are you on about?

by BiddyRipper January 5, 2024

rip

literally the best reply to anything unfortunate

guy 1: sorry bro cant come to the party
guy 2: rip

by BilalofShifa April 12, 2021

Rip a Scythe

When you and the boys smoke a shit ton of weed with a shit ton of people

Yo it’s time to rip a scythe

by Yuryuryu October 17, 2021

Ripping Mode

The act of going absolutely vert on your quarter over quarter earnings in an effort to dominate your shareholders and establish your place in the heavens with the corporate GODS.

Word from HR is that caviar breakfast at the office every morning is cancelled unless we go absolutely ripping mode next quarter.

by bonko420 May 7, 2025

Hot Rip

When you fart but warm, runny diarrhoea comes out instead.

Derek: Becky, Beryl just did a hot rip
Becky: Oh- That’s gonna stink!

by anonymous June 14, 2023

im wit the rips

this is a New York slang that crips usually say or other gang members who fw Crips.

omb jaydee once said "im wit the rips! when you see us coming you better dip, uhh"

by Mani Minaj April 12, 2021