Rofleblober

When a man fucks a woman/man in the asshole and an air pocket forms from the massive pressure of him going in and out of his/her asshole. The air pocket begins to grow like a balloon and the pressure becomes very intense. Then, when the man cums in his/her anus, he pulls out and the pressure from the air pocket shoots out a mixture of shit and jizz all over the man's private parts. Usually, the man doesn't expect it.

bob- (finishes in jenny's butt) "that was awesome babe!

jenny- okay pull out my asshole hurts.

bob- okay

(LOUD POP NOISE AND THE POOP AND JIZZ SPLATTERS ON BOBS JUNK)

Bob- WHAT THE FUCK!

Jenny- I'm so sorry babe! i didn't mean to rofleblober all over your junk!! it won't happen again!

by ballsmclongcok January 19, 2011

ROFLAW

Rolling on floor laughing and wanking.

Thats some funny porn. (ROFLAW)

by RickyGervaisPlagiarism March 1, 2011

Roflriffic

A term used to replace 'rofl' when looking for a more fun thing to say.

Do you watch Equals Three?
No, why?
Dude, it's roflriffic!

by Dr. Obteuss April 4, 2011

ROFLAP

An internet acronym standing for "Rolling on the floor laughing and peeing." This refers to very rare instances when one is so overcome with hilarity that he or she pees as a result of violent fits of laughter.

When you hear an Instant Message reply that makes you burst out laughing. you reply ROFLAP

by syncpak March 23, 2011

ROFLPIMP

Roll On the Floor Laughing, Peein' In My Pants

When I saw the Tim Hawkin's Fire Ants video for the first time, I was ROFLPIMP.

by dalewilbanks March 24, 2011

roflstorm

An alternative term for the ability "felstorm" usable by the warlock Felguard pet in World of Warcraft. The soldier-like demon performs a pirouette-like spin flinging its gigantic axe around like a tornado. This term is used most frequently in PvP situations, where the recipient of such an attack would be said to have 'roflstormed'

Cross: That darned paladin bubbled, but I hit him with a roflstorm as soon as it fell off. Rofl.

by jarofhumanteeth May 4, 2011

ROFLSIMP

ROFLSIMP is an extension of the popular internet acronym ROFL and means Rolling On Floor Laughing, Shitting in My Pants.

You get a TXT/IM that is so funny that you fall to the ground laughing and then shit your pants. You send a reply TXT "ROFLSIMP."

by Doc Hollywood99 May 14, 2011