Cloak and paper

Slower than a dagger, and even slower than slow cutting.

The girl pretending to be his friend was making cuts between his ribs with paper as the cloak and paper tactics proceeded to go as she planned.

by Solid Mantis November 5, 2020

Morning paper

A pornographic literature, usually in form of a fanfic read in the morning, public or otherwise "inappropriate" time or place

Weeb1: Hey I found this AMAZING fic from (insert fandom). I gotta warn you tho it's of explicit kind.
Weeb2: Sounds like my morning paper.

by Nihilisticbear November 27, 2021

eat the paper

This expression is from the pot business. When many kilos were being sold, either the buyer or seller had to "eat the paper" that is, the weight of all the paper that covered the product.

With over 500 kilos for sale, we knew we had to eat the paper to make the buyer smile.

by pedro seguro April 22, 2019

wrinkled papers

In the theme of 'white papers' & 'non papers', wrinkled papers are documents containing falsehoods.

That article smells of wrinkled papers.

by crayon holder June 16, 2011

Term Paper text

Noun Any text that you receive that takes up more than 3 individual text messages often comes during a argument with a significant other

dude here it comes "beep, beep, beep" you just got rocked with a term paper text its on now

dude you have 5 new texts i have no clue what order they go in it is a term paper text

by Koooooooz August 7, 2010

Toilet Paper

When you want to toilet paper Laura's neighbor's house but Kirk suggests you use her sheets instead.

If we use Laura's sheets to toilet paper their house they can use a blacklight and DNA testing to find her.

by Kirk Loveday December 7, 2019

Go eat paper

This means that when someone shuts someone up, they eat paper and get paper cuts in their esophagus

“Oh go eat paper for all I care.” - Geo, Roblox: The Animated Series | S1 E3 | Energy Wings

by epicnesstelevision October 10, 2021