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true fruits

a german smoothie company that sells overpriced smoothie. Only rich people drink it because that shit is fcking expensive.
A: jo did you drink true fruits?

B: bro im poor
by xFlorian27x March 22, 2023
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monk fruit daddy

A more wholesome, wellness-conscious version of a sugar daddy. Instead of buying you designer bags and champagne, he’s gifting you collagen supplements, organic groceries, and a gym membership.
He doesn’t just pay my rent, he pays for my therapy, my green juice, and my gym. That's a monk fruit daddy.
by surprise shark May 7, 2025
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colorado fruit smoothie

Putting frozen fruit such as strawberries, kiwi, etc into an ice bong to act as the coolant of the smoke. One may also substitute a fruity drink such as lemonade for bong water.
Man, we took some hits out of an ice bong filled with frozen strawberries. It was a Colorado fruit smoothie!!
by Spurgeman November 25, 2016
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Fruit Fly

A straight, cisgender person who hangs out with mostly LGBT people, especially gay people.
"Johnny is hanging with those gay kids again."
"Doesn't he have a girlfriend?"
"Yeah, he's just a Fruit Fly."
by Sex Ed Clown September 25, 2023
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asian fruit

A fruit that is asian
IMA STEAL YOUR FRIDGE AND BREAK YOUR WASHING MACHINE YOU ASIAN FRUIT
by AyeWaddup April 11, 2017
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Fruit Mergers

"fruit mergers is fuego"
by primord_ial February 25, 2023
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meat fruit

a word used to describe the testicles, nuts, ballsack, etc.
"Bro, that dude totally just got kicked in the meat fruit."
by fruityho June 27, 2016
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