Noah

A simp who carries around a Yahtzee machine. Also plays a lot of games.

Person 1: Hey, did you see that guy playing Yahtzee over there

Person 2: Yeah. He is such a Noah

Noah: UUUUUHHHHHHHH!!!!! I AM A DUMB NOAH!1!!!!!11!

by Noahisasimp March 05, 2020

Noah

Hello I am 48 year man from somalia. Sorry for my bed england. I selled my wife for internet connection for play "conter stirk" and i want to become the goodest player like you I play with 400 ping on brazil server and i am Global elite 2. pls no copy pasterino my story.

Noah is a bitch

by I selled my wife for... November 24, 2020

Noah

The best person ever and he is really cool

Deez noah

by Shbxjsksnbs August 10, 2021

Noah

A dumbass that knows nothing and should go suffer in hell.

Noah.

by Iwannadje June 05, 2022

Noah

Your best friend that is super smart but wastes all of his money on fast food and Tim Hortons and has a CRIPPLING addiction to coffee, but is always in denial and buys more coffee.

Noah gets Tim Hortons before going to school, Noah gets Tim Hortons during lunch, Noah gets Tim Hortons after school, and always asks why he's broke.

by Big PP Faizan February 09, 2024

Noah

This is coming from a Noah: We are socially awkward, we don't like being around people we don't know. We keep the same friends for a long time, and rarely make new friends. If you make us mad, u gon' die. If we get pissed off, the whole world will hear our rage. We like Video Games and computers, and are (kinda) athletic. We don't think we are special in any way. We have alot of autistic friends. We are able to talk to girls ok(ish) We can't really express our feelings on our own, for we will get embarrassed. You often have to make the first move. Fuck Noah's Ark jokes.

Is that Noah? He's so cu- wait. What happened to him!? HE HASN'T COMBED HIS HAIR OH NO!

Oh, but he has a nice dick...

by TEE ARR GEE November 29, 2021

Noah

Noah is a Person who knows everything about you and will find out everything. He was hurt By his 1st Love. He will Never forget her, they should be belong togheter. Sometimes he is agressive when the struggle begins. He never trust people out there. Also Noah is clever cool and a sexy guy with style.

Look there is Noah

I think he needs his girlfriend back.
Oh Lord he is so cool, thats noah

by Pabloescobar1 January 07, 2017