father: son go do your homework and improve your grades.
son (scowling): how the devil's name did you know my grades were so poor?
father: I had the common sense to clean out the ashes from the fireplace. And guess what I found ? Bits and pieces of your report card. Put two and two together and the result is, that you tried burning your report card; didn't want your mom and myself to see it, I'd imagine?
son (scowling): how the devil's name did you know my grades were so poor?
father: I had the common sense to clean out the ashes from the fireplace. And guess what I found ? Bits and pieces of your report card. Put two and two together and the result is, that you tried burning your report card; didn't want your mom and myself to see it, I'd imagine?
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Get the how the devil's name mug.The awkward situation where a man on Facebook has his middle name as part of his name. Unless they go by their middle name regularly, this is completely pointless in comparison to a married woman's maiden name.
Person 1: "Did you see? Chance put his manden name on Facebook."
Person 2: "Really? That's just weird."
Person 1: "Did you see? Chance put his manden name on Facebook."
Person 2: "Really? That's just weird."
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"Sherlock is not a girl's name" quoted the person who knows better than the person who created the Urban dictionary post Sherlock is a girls name.
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Get the Sherlock is not a girl's name mug.She's a very beautiful and sensitive, she's trust worthy and and the Realest person. She's really kindhearted. She loves too deeply and gets hurt easily...
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Girls like her tend to have bad trust issues. If you know an arleny girl and you are really close to her, you could tell everything by looking in her eyes. Be careful, don't mess with her because you could easily hurt her.
She's a really strong girl but she never forgets.
You'll have to be really special to her if you could bring her real smile out. She's also fun to be around and cool to hang out with.
I would never wanna loose an arleny girl, she's great!
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