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mrs. rollins

"There's Mrs. Rollins."

"*parrot squawk* Polly wanna cigarette?"
by wilthewalrus May 13, 2010
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Mr. Bottles

A legend around the west side of Los Angeles. Mr. Bottles is said to be of Guatemalan descent but stands near 6 feet all, a freak of his species. Mr. Bottles is said to roam the streets of West LA collecting bottles from trash bins and using force to steal them from other Mexican bottle collectors. He also, as legend says, is known to be a Chuck Mangione fan. This is stated because neighbors have said to have heard "Feels so Good" being played from his home in the early morning hours. Also, his hired hands (Mr. Bottles has been known to use a Buntry on occasion) have said to have been beaten and embarrassed by Mr. Bottles for either being stoned on the job or just making stupid decisions. Legend has it, if you listen on a clear, full moon night you can hear Mr. Bottles collecting valuable recyclables while swerving to the tunes of Chuck Mangione.
"Yo man, straighten up!!! Mr. Bottles catch you slippin, he gonna bust a cap in both our asses!!! Now stop smoking that sherm!!!"

"I was trying to sleep in this morning after working all night at the saw mill, but fucking Mr. Bottles decided to start organizing his bottle collection - CLANG!! CLANG!! CLANG!!"
by Fremont40SW April 23, 2009
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Mr. Mungoo

A maltese Sex God, who loves his Stina.
Stina Loves her Mr. Mungoo.
by ChristinaParker July 16, 2008
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Mr Mint

legendary warrington club DJ of the mid 1980's, he did a mixture of mixes, mixing old and new music, he also did hard house. unfortunatly he was a couple of years too early to go to Ibiza etc, had he been in the 90's he would have gone to Ibiza without question. if I become half the DJ he was I will be a very happy and lucky man.
by DJ Minted July 28, 2008
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Mr. Insignificant

The very last guy to get picked in a pro sports draft
by djhflskhflasjhlfkahsldkj August 1, 2007
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Mr. Shwee

The fattest dog in the world. A lesbian. Not an asian asussie. Shweekeesha. Fatlard. Turdnugget. Tegachuchu. Sparky!
by Bom'qusiha Jefferson October 17, 2008
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Mrs. Dash

Something that the elderly can't live without since they lost their sense of taste.
Rosalind is sure over the hill and dying but she can't live without her favorite seasoning, Mrs. Dash.
by Tyson da Beast September 5, 2015
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