jordan

the most loyal young man to ever walk the earth

hes so loyal he must be named jordan

by randomloyallilbui December 10, 2022

Jordan

A way for dumbasses with low self-esteems to saw the n-word. When one doesn’t have enough balls to say the n-word they use this instead.

“Thank goodness a Jordan created a home security system, otherwise people I piss off would be able to get in my house easier.”

by Marmaladecheezit April 8, 2021

Why is Jordan Peterson's male following diminishing

Because they aren't fans of Jordan Peterson!

Hym "Why IS Jordan Peterson's male following diminishing!? What could I be!? How would anything Jordan Peterson says fix someone's relationship with their father? I don't know! Maybe it's because he doesn't actually give a shit about men! That he thinks he's BETTER than men... But wait... YOU'RE not Hym... So... I don't see how that works. I mean... He thinks he's a status-man and his status is no where NEAR my level of status... I CREATED AI! Bill Gates says it has a 2.3 trillion dollar valuation! I'm like a country! How much money does Elon have? I'm like 2000 billionaires! I'm more billionaires than there are billionaires! I don't know how many Elon's that is, like, 200 Elon. Eh... No.... I don't like that because it makes it sound like I'm 200 retards when really I'm just 1 maximum over-genius. But the REAL question is: Is Mikhaila Peterson a filthy slut who cheated on her husband with my ultimate creation The Imaginary Frankenstein!? I don't know! We CAN'T know anything according to Jordan Peterson!"

by Hym Iam January 10, 2025

Jordan-Lewis

a very tall, curly haired blonde. usually only hangs out with boys and can never get a girlfriend. MEGA VIRGIN! and has the best small friend in the world

Person 1: Have you seen Jordan-Lewis?

Person 2: yeah he’s such a virgin

by s3k8y0e6 May 31, 2021

Jordan

The worst person ever i hate you so much for spoiling Made In Abyss i hope you die so much

Fuck jordan she a bitch

by Larry From Vegetales July 9, 2021

Jordan Page

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME BITCHES ALSO HE PROLLY SMOKES HELLA TREE

Jordan Page is a total stoner man

by Pickles7692 April 25, 2022

Jordan

ugly ass, Little Bill head ass nigga with chicken legs, commonly known as L

Person A: Aye man, you seen that guy?
Person B: Yeah, didn't he have a cancelled Nick Jr. Show
Person A: Oh, that's a Jordan, we see him a lot near trash cans

by THasseekid1213 April 10, 2019