Jordan

someone who is misunderstood, people think his arrogant and full of himself. Which is not true at all. His actually one of the most genuine people you can ever meet. His your friend and has your back, you tend to not relize just how good of a friend he is. Super nice and popular, plays sports and intelligent. people are sometimes amazed at how well he can communicate and relate to others. His someone that everyone always want to be around. Has tons of girlfriends yet always treats everyone with respect.
Person 1) Jordan isnt actually a bad guy his probably one of the chilliest dudes I've meant.
Person 2) yea I know, I wonder why he gets such a bad rap.
by Krayons 213 April 27, 2023
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Jordan Is Hot and is normaly super small, he like lots a lot of boys and goes for the variety ;) He Is Pansexuel and is super stinky. he never showers but has a real nice dish of spaggetti.
POV: Wow, Whos Spaggetti Is That!

Me: Oh, Yeah Thats Jordans (づ ◕‿‿◕ )づ 8==3

Isnt He So Sexy,
So Hot
So Rubbing
And So Loving.

Jordans Normaly Like Girls Name Audom Charlice Raine, And Boden.
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Jordan is a weeb who enjoys Salt and Vinegar Chips.
Who the fuck even eats Salt and Vinegar chips these days?

“That jordan does… such a weeb
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Jordan has a massive penis that is at least 12 inch's and has a godly six pack. Jordans are most compatible with Y. He also gets alot of head and sex. They the best at sexz
Jordan is a fire person.
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Jordan - Is just the typical junkie who just loves slapping those machines
by Optimusprimeo June 07, 2018
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Becky: Did you hear the rumor about Zach?

Zoey: Yeah I heard he’s packin a Jordan in them pants
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she is a back stabbing motherfucking bitch. never become friends with a girl named jordan she will always tease you about your insecurties and she will just ruin your life. she thinks shes so perfect but in reality shes not. shes not popular but alot of people know her but most of it is just hate. yeah stay away
guy 1: 'shit shes making fun of me again'

guy 2: 'stop being friends with jordan, shes a bitch
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