Jacob steganal

Light weight
Too much dip on ya chip

Anorexic bitch
Push over

Always hooking up with cortni

Peter puffer

Loves anal beeds 80”
No penis

Obnoxious

Jacob steganal like 80” of anal beeds

by Fake bitch January 13, 2020

Jacob wigton

likes to do the nasty in his nasty.

he is such a Jacob Wigton.

by Crap shooter October 25, 2016

Jacob

A really really short kid who gets all the ladies and is the best at basketball and baseball. Jacob is mostly cute to ladies, sweet, and VERY funny

"Hey look its jacob" Girl 1-
"Yea i know, he short but hes cool

by bigboychungas September 25, 2020

jacobs spots

Jacobs spots are an enigma never question it just accept it although he looks like a cheeta and jumps like a kangaroo they still classify him as human he is a new breed of human a spotted one

Have you seen Jacobs spots yet?

by Renteriaaa August 11, 2017

Electronic Jacob

yaghoob barghi (in Persian) is a famous Vending machine located in Amirkabir university.
Since 2003 it has been the most popular object in the university.
Electronic Jacob has become the symbol of the university.

I can't wait to go to university and see Electronic Jacob again!

by Ahoura_g November 20, 2021

jacob costa

a man who likes a girl across the country and won’t like any others because it’s not her.

jacob costa- “bro i can’t get over her”
evan- “bruh she moves across the country”
jacob costa-“don’t care. i only liked her and not my 100 other gf’s i could have”

by king69420 July 1, 2020

Jacob

the kind of guy who will take your virginity in a parking lot and cheat on you shortly afterwards

friend 1: that guy is hot
friend 2: careful, that’s jacob
friend 1: oh f*ck

by happycookie69 October 17, 2019