Certified Idiot

A certified idiot is a math teacher who doesn’t know that five is less than six.

My math teachers must be a certified idiot; he doesn’t know that five is less than six.

by BbJjDd October 8, 2022

Certified Idiot

A certified idiot is a math teacher who doesn’t know that five is less than six.

My math teacher must be a certified idiot; he cannot count to six.

by BbJjDd October 8, 2022

idiot

someone who uses the word "retard" as a synonym for idiot.

A: "idiot means retard."
B: "no it doesn't, are you brain dead?"

by ST0RMPUNK May 15, 2022

fucking idiot

you! If I've ever seen a fucking idiot, it's you. You're welcome!

"did you hear about stacy?"
"oh yeah she's a fucking idiot."

by slayqueenpussyboss May 2, 2022

Idiot

person who believes "sounded" is not a word

He sounded like an idiot.

by wowthisiscrazy December 9, 2018

Idiot

Annie Lööf

-He is such an idiot
-Yeah he's such an Annie Lööf

by Gustis420 January 11, 2019

Advanced-idiot (AI)

An Advanced-idiot (AI) is any Homo sapiens individual that can read, write and speak their local language fluently and often one or more languages beyond their local context. They also generally have math skills above that of Forrest Gump and actually know where their local library is located if they need to relax reading an actual book. Generally, Advanced Idiots in general are a minimum of one step ahead of all the regular idiots that make up 98% of the human race.

The Advanced-Idiot (AI) at the grocery store buying processed foods used so many coupons that the idiot cashier owed HIM change.

My friend thinks he's an Advanced-idiot (AI) just because he's a freshman at SU.

by Mad Macgog August 30, 2025