War horse poop

When lack of fiber and excess protein gives you bowel movements that are very painful and large.

After a block of government cheese, I have a case of war horse poops.

by Bill brasky85 April 25, 2021

Trojan horse text

A text that lulls someone with read receipts into a false sense of security with the iMessage preview thinking they can safely assume what the rest says, but the second half of the text is the real message.

My friend takes FOREVER to reply unless I send a Trojan horse text:

“I need to tell you something. Ever since the day I first met you, I have always loved how our friendship has been strictly platonic. Can you give me a ride to the airport tomorrow?”

by MinnesotaMan612 September 13, 2022

Horse fucking Thundercunt

An insult used by a small minority that means the victim is nothing.

Person 1: I don't like your motives.
Person 2: you are a Horse fucking Thundercunt

by Commander8750 September 2, 2022

Horse face syndrome

Gary Busey had been diagnosed with horse face syndrome about a decade ago, there are many more who have horse face syndrome and haven't been diagnosed yet.

Trent- So you got any plans to go out with a girl this weekend?
Guy with horse face syndrome-Naaaaay

by Solid Mantis February 5, 2018

Bike/Horse Rule

A principle invoked when urging someone to persevere despite initial failure, which fully stated is: "You don't need me to remind you, when things don't go well the first time, try again." So named because it is drawn from two familiar premises: (a) persevering is like riding a bike, you never forget how, and (b) when you fall off a horse, you get right back on and give it another go.

My nephew just failed the bar a second time and was ready to hang it up, but I reminded him of the Bike/Horse Rule and told him to sign up for the thing again, he'll get it.

by FitofPeak2 February 17, 2022

long-necked horses

them weird orange spotted things that eat leaves and look like horses but with a long neck

`hey ethan what sare those long-necked horses over there`
`john thats a fucking girraffe`

by theredrichard December 30, 2019

horse lookin bitch

jackie from maynard

looks like a horse & LOVES the cock. and says cunt way too much

hey jackie you horse lookin bitch! jon dont want u on his cock anymore

hey jackie you horse lookin bitch! jon dont want u on his cock anymore

by kaileigh muthafuckka February 7, 2008