do you have blue gum for me?

when you have nothing to say, this phrase is used to break silence and as a conversation starter

Person 1: *chewing gum*

*silence*

Person 2: "I want some blue gum. Do you have blue gum for me?"

by J. Robinson May 12, 2009

Where have you been all my life?

An interest in something one admires; a person really likes you and can't see themselves not having you in their life; you are the one that prayed about and hoped for; and one that is unique and different than anyone they have ever dated

all have been my where you
companion soulmate

Jessica: I really enjoy spending time with you. You always seem to put a smile on my face.
Michael: I feel the same way, Jessica. Where have you been all my life?

by TheRealTashee January 03, 2016

I have the power of god and anime on my side

If somebody says this, BACK AWAY. For all you know, this person could destroy you with one phrase.

Guy: Kys
Weeb god: Don't fuck with me! I have the power of god and anime on my side! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by ExcusemesirWTF January 05, 2019

objects i have shoved up my arse

a beautiful video by bruno powroznik stating several physical materials that he has put up his anus.

"have you seen 'objects i have shoved up my arse'? my favourite object was toothbrush handle <3"

by dammaisitthatserious January 17, 2020

Ur Mom and Dad Have a Healthy and Loving Relationship

The ace in the hole comeback, one so powerful that not only does it tear apart friendships but also tears holes through space and time.

Billy: "Johnny, UR MOM GAY"
Johnny: "oh yeah well UR MOM AND DAD HAVE A HEALTHY AND LOVING RELATIONSHIP!
*Billy begins to cry as the the earth explodes like the death star*

by moocowtnt March 22, 2018

does the tin man have a sheet metal cock?

A phrase used by Bubbles on the popular Canadian tv series Trailer Park Boys, used as a smart-ass reply when someone asks something to which the answer is yes.

Randy: Does it really launch? (referring to a model rocket)
Bubbles: Does it really launch?! Does the tin man have a sheet metal cock?

by Trailer Park Boy November 18, 2007

I just have really high standards

Jus ANOTHER WAY 2 SHUT DOWN AN UGLY GUY TRYIN TA GET WIF U

YEA..NO ITS I just have really high standards

by Toof Pic June 27, 2004