Ham

(adj.)
In a/ a state of chaos and disorder
crazy, messy, etc

"Damn, this room looks Ham"

(can also be used in an undermining way?)
Person A: "dude some guy broke in my house the other day and stole my TV :("

Person B: "that's ham"
"bros ham"

by Val_427 June 30, 2024

Smoked Ham

A half black half white kid.

Looks like Jodi and Jerome are going to have a smoked ham for Christmas.

by Stuckinher September 26, 2011

HAM

Hot Ass Mess

Lily was a Ham on the dance floor when the Beyonce song came on in the club

by LadyWeekend August 26, 2017

Mayonnaise, cheese, and ham

The act between two gay men, where Partner 1 climaxes in Partner 2's cheesy foreskin (Hence the mayonnaise and cheese).

Upon completing this act, Partner 2 proceeds to give a rimjob to Partner 1, completing the act with a face full of ham.

Keith: "So how did you and you husband celebrate your 10 year anniversary?"

Alex: "Oh, he gave me a mayonnaise, cheese, and ham!"

K: "So he only gave you a sandwich? How romantic."

A: "Yeah... A sandwich..."

by DudeWithWeirdWords July 10, 2021

ham casserole

slang for a vagina or pussy, specifically one that is undesirable in nature

Damien, did you really tap that?

Ya, she got that ham casserole but my grandma taught me to finish my food.

by Camaslamian February 5, 2021

ham

hammerz: gunz in hinglishe . .ai kai aie . .ham.
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its a two seater a ham on my bitch i maide one room toating hams and shit.

by:dashe

by rau-dih October 2, 2021

ham palace

Another word for a fat chicks pussy. When the walls can't keep the skin in, its a ham palace.

"Bro, better bring the flour to find this chicks ham palace"

by AIDSFUCK August 8, 2019