NATIONAL SLAP AND GRAB ASS MONTH

December is the time for celebration and enjoyment so why not slap and grab someone’s ass!

girl: why did you slap my ass
boy: because it’s national slap and grab ass month!

by hello yam November 30, 2020

NATIONAL SLAP AND GRAB ASS MONTH

December is all about fun and excitement so why not grab or slap someone’s ass for your enjoyment!!

girl: ow why did you slap/grab my ass
boy: duh because it’s national slap and grab ass month!

by hello yam November 30, 2020

Premature Chalk Grab

Often used in sales, when a sales rep "chalks" a sale up on the board with the belief that the sale came through, but looks back and sees that it hasn't.

That's a premature chalk grab.

by DOCIOU$ July 28, 2021

Let's grab coffee

A proposition for sex with a member of the LGBTQ+ community.

Any and all "gay" sex acts.

Straight people "Netflix and chill", fabulous people "let's grab coffee".

by Fabulous Lesbian July 15, 2021

International Ball-grabbing Day

On the 23rd of November, it is a known human tradition to grab balls of others.

Jim: hey its International Ball-grabbing Day
Toadstool: oh fuck yea

Jim: hnnngh

by deebsmo November 22, 2021

Smash’n’Grab

A sliced white bread sandwich with mashed potato as the filling; I.e. a potato sandwich.
Favoured mostly by the male population north of Watford. Brown sauce may be added if there’s time.

Is that mash potato going begging?
No Nan, don’t bother nuking it, I’m in a hurry - I’ll have a Smash’n’Grab.

by Blinkybrooks January 20, 2022

try and grab the spotlight

to grab the spotlight

I‘ve never been the type to try and grab the spotlight

by Bonzonaro September 17, 2022