mallard duck

Used in jobs where you are an instructor. You make this the perfect lesson plan, so when you stop caring about your job and a supervisor shows up to evaluate you, you look awsome.

Key Phrases in George Bush mallard duck speach: freedom, peace, oil

by Matt$ April 26, 2006

duck butter

Frothy substance collected under the glans (head) of the penis from pro-longed sexual intercourse.

After half an hour of sex, John had quiet a bit of duck butter.

by Rude Webster December 26, 2002

blind duck

Jizz in her eyes, and jizz on her feet, so she has webbed feet and is blind.

I gave her the worst blind duck ever. She couldn't even see in the morning.

by Scott Lieb November 8, 2008

Rubber Duck

Wearing a condom while having sex.

You're gonna have to rubber duck it tonight. You mother-f*cking, c*ck-sucking, rubber ducking b*tch!

by Johanna Hudgens July 21, 2008

duck shit

quite possibly the funniest phrase i've ever heard. Makes anything funny.

"Dude...i'm sorry your grandmother died like that. Look out! Duck shit! HAHAHAHAHAHA!"

by Rypsaw May 2, 2003

Bitch Duck

The 'Bitch Duck' is a particular member of a group of close friends who are usually bros. The BD is needy, depressing, annoying, spiteful, grouchy, and most likely smells of cigarettes.

All the characteristics of a 'Bitch Duck' are related to the definition of a typical Bitch, but a BD only lives for attention. Some behaviors exhibited by the BD are crying about nothing, being flaky, trying to fit in to much, overreacting, paranoia, and last but not least... Getting shut down by members of the opposite sex.

The Bitch Duck originated from the popular show Family Guy in the episode Fox-y Lady.

Bro #1- Dude, Ben is so god damn annoying when all he talks about is his ex and crying.

Bro #2- What is his fucking deal? That ended like two years ago!
Bro #3 Yeah man, the dude is a total Bitch Duck. Lets go get drunk and fuck some hot sluts.
Bro #1 and Bro #2- Fuck yeah Bro!

by The_Tripod_4ever April 2, 2011

duck butter

the moist scuzz found at the uppermost cleft of one's ass cheeks

Reaching down into his shorts, Dave extracted a fingerful of duck butter to share among his buddies.

by Loretta La Rue April 20, 2003