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Holy Paint Chip Eater

A Good Lil Christian that is revealed to be a vile monster and makes up claims about sic'ing gumshoes on investigative journalists because they were revealed to be a public figure on Linkedin. Their form of Christianity stems from the Blab-it-n-Grab-it theology. See McChurch or drinkthekoolaid (the butt of that second crack would pull the damned race card over that crack. )
Sherri Parker on twitter befriended the plagiarist enabler The Egoless Writer's composer as I revealed in truth they're both a Holy Paint Chip Eater. A Holy Paint Chip Eater is one that shits on scientific ideas and philosophical thought, they'd might have only one book in the house or on their pinterest "Their Books Worth Reading" is empty and have repeated memes of Kermit drinking Lipton Tea as she claims I am a "wus" when the goblin failed to realize I busted Rachel Dolezal finding her linkedin account.
by illinoishorrorman January 18, 2018
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chip fisher

A guy that's gay but pretends to like girls. Tries hard to get laid but game too weak. Attends a christian school. Go figure. Go fish!
Hey! I'm Chip Fisher & I'd love to suck your slong. Ian Stover turns me on the most. We get down. DM us!
by oragaminess February 26, 2019
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Sun Chips Fun

The kind of fun you allude to when you're absolutely hammered wasted and unable to accurately type so your phone fills in the blanks. It's a wild type of fun.
Yo girl you wanna hang out and have some Sun Chips Fun?
by Good Times, Party November 27, 2021
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Chip

Rick: "Hey man, thanks for finding me that therapist."

Tim: "Chip."
by Professor_Zoom April 12, 2009
mugGet the Chipmug.

Chip

Schlops: "Hey Cakes, you got a chipper i can sauce?"
Cakes: "Yea man, long keezy"
Schlops: "Yo lemme post and thwace this chip"
by PostinWithAFatChip November 29, 2009
mugGet the Chipmug.

saucey chip

He takes his jizz and Wacks his girl in the ass and face
He did a saucey chip
by Ty bitch May 15, 2018
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Chips

Basically something or someone that’s ugly ashit or dingy
In philly we be like “bro u tagged yet that bitch she dumb chips
by Reemo424 July 16, 2019
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