canadian threesome

When 3 people engage in a Smash bros Competition

Lets have a canadian threesome. i call playing little mac

by Ian Doobz February 19, 2017

Canadian Pancake

Two partners strip completely naked. The person who is receiving is covered in melted butter then intercourse begins. At the moment of climax, the person who is giving pulls out and while climaxing over the reciever, pours real Canadian maple syrup on the climax area so the ejaculate and syrup mix together with the butter, thus making the reciever a Canadian pancake.

After Dan made marry a Canadian pancake, she was sticky, buttery and so happy the could enjoy this intimate act.

by Canuckledraggingcandian May 20, 2021

Canadian Double-Header

A male grooming style consisting of a mullet and a moustache, found most commonly in rural North America.

Did you see that dude at the hockey game sporting the Canadian Double-Header?

by idrawgood July 2, 2018

Canadian Mario

It's for me Canadian Mario meanwhile you're watching the Canadian Mario song you have to give me head you sick Canadian

John:Have you watched the Canadian Mario show
Jack:what the hell is the Canadian Mario

by BiggeCheese105 May 15, 2023

Canadian Thanksgiving

A Canadian Thanksgiving is when you and a group of friends break into a basketball arena to jerk off on a poster of the 2019 Golden State Warriors while everyone does their best Kawhi Leonard media day laugh impersonation. The last person to finish has to bury any evidence of the crime under a Canadian School. If the crime goes unpunished for a generation, a successful Canadian Thanksgiving has occurred.

Gordon’s Kawhi laugh was so good last night I couldn’t finish and had to take the bag of DNA to Kamloops to bury for the Canadian Thanksgiving.

by Funkmaster Gordon November 21, 2023

Go canadian

To insert two penises into your anus

“Give me two dollars and I’ll go Canadian”

by Icantfindmyanus November 19, 2017

Indian Canadian Standoff

A white hunter travels to the woods and takes aim at a deer and fires. A Indian fires a arrow at a nearby tree catching the hunters attention and said "you are hunting on my land". Then hunter said oh I'm sorry this is your property I will leave it to you until the Indian says I'll tell you what, whoever kicks eatch other in the balls the hardest gets to keep it, he then said "I'll go first" "WHAM!" The hunter groans In pain and said ok my turn. The Indian said "no that's ok you can keep it"

*White hunter* I just shot a deer today until I realized I was hunting on a Indian reservation so I tried to give it back until he fooled me into an Indian canadian standoff "man that hurt!"

by Crimson Renegade V1 December 15, 2017