A Little Canadian Oven

"A canadian oven is a guy who jacks off in kleenex, socks, toilet paper and his pants. It has been reported that he has been doing this since 7 years old."
by Kindaspooky July 02, 2022
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Canadian Sweater

Two men pull their foreskin back and put the tips of their penises together then proceeds to pull the foreskin over each other's penis heads overlapping foreskins. Also known as docking
Dallin and I had a Canadian sweater for our anniversary.
by nomma regor July 14, 2022
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angry canadian snail

Week old cum that gets slapped onto someone
Bill just got the angry Canadian snail
by Billy900 January 09, 2018
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canadian television

the big rectangular screen on your shelf that jumpscares you with an amber alert from across the fucking country at midnight
this man is so canadian television
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Canadian Double Standard

A form of 69 where both participants chunnel each other.
I was just gonna chunnel her, but then she got me in the ol' Canadian Double Standard!
by Dizzy Pink June 04, 2015
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Canadian Moose Sled

A sex position where the male rides the female from behind(like a sled) but simultaneously rams her anus(like a moose) with both his hands in the shape of a cup with the bottom of the palms together but the fingers away from eachother and the male stretches out her anus until she submits or taps out
Last night I performed a perfect Canadian Moose sled on Taylor
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Canadian Moose Sled

A sex position in which the male is riding the female from behind(like a sled) but the male is simultaneously ramming her anus(like a moose) with his hands in the shape of a cup where the bottom of the palms are together and the male proceeds to stretch the females anus until she submits by saying “what is this all aboat”(say it like a Canadian)
I performed a perfect Canadian Moose Sled last night on Taylor
by Cumjar December 02, 2020
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