clothis

Everything and nothing at the same time

The sky is clothis

Your mom is clothis

by kennyforbes February 17, 2021

Clort

It’s mean that they are a Fagget and always are

You are a clort

by Hockey ferda February 28, 2021

Clothes Beam

Easily his most metro attack.

“CLOTHES BEAM!”

by Dordobolong March 21, 2021

clothing edition boomer

basically the parents of gen-z
will sexualise every single piece of clothing
thinks that short skirts = whxre
thinks that fishnets = slxtty
basically very annoying >:(
HOWEVER- not all boomers are like that- Please remember-

Boy A- "jeez my mom is such a boomer.."
Boy B- "What did she do?"
Boy A- "she won't buy me cat ears because they're 'tOo sExUaL'. Smh.."
Boy B- "dang bro, she a clothing edition boomer-"

by Sashas-white-teacup April 8, 2021

Clothesure

When you break up with an ex who hates the boaby but loves the Tories, and you FINALLY get your clothes back that they tried to steal.

“Yo Eva, Bulu, and Kate, did you hear about DK’s ex who loves the Tories and tried to steal her clothes?

I did indeed Megs, but that’s old news: she got clothesure last week”

by Jimpostor April 17, 2021

Clostrophobic Homeosis

Fear of being surrounded by gay people

Aiden has Clostrophobic Homeosis he feels he will die when around gay people

by gamerjuice138 May 1, 2021

Clothestrophobic

The fear of being trapped in your own clothes i.e. Tight shirts, socks, jean etc.

As Mike started to freak out trying to take his turtleneck sweater off he screamed "HELP! Get this off of me, I'm CLOTHESTROPHOBIC"

by Darkwroth July 13, 2021