Super Bowl Phantom

Rising from the Frozen Tundra near Lambeau Field, the Super Bowl Phantom makes his rounds on the night before the Super Bowl. He delivers all misplaced, back-ordered, misdirected, forgot-to-purchase, and otherwise recently discovered Christmas presents to good little girls & boys, regardless of their age.

If the Super Bowl Phantom visits your home, but doesn't have a gift for you, he'll leave a token something -- candy bar, money for the pop machine in your dorm, etc. -- so you don't feel left out.

Sabina: "Dang it! I just got an e-mail that Gerry's gift is on back order until the 27th! Now what do I do?!"

Lissa: "Just tell him that's he'll get a visit from the Super Bowl Phantom. It'll be fine."

by Rottadorable December 21, 2010

Chinese Rice Bowl

This is when you stuff 2 pounds of rice in your woman's ass and then pour in boiling hot water to cook it, then eat it all out using chopsticks (Soy sauce optional).

Yo bro my asian girl so horny she'll even let me do a Chinese Rice Bowl.

by AyeBrahhh123 November 18, 2016

endless salad bowl

When a gay man licks out his lover's anus for an hour or longer, especially after he swallowed a full bottle of Wishbone Italian salad dressing.

Jon Basquiat couldn't wait to try the endless salad bowl that Clive offered him.

by Dr Drew LePinskey October 8, 2011

Belgian Salad Bowl

Taking lettuce, and other salad ingredients put them on a chicks ass, then cover you're penis with Thousand Island and fuck her until it's like a salad

This morning I saw lettuce in bob's room, I think him and Devlin did a Belgian Salad Bowl last night.

by Psuedoynm May 6, 2011

turd in a punch bowl

A person who looks different from everyone else around them. Someone who sticks out or seems odd.

Oh my god. Did you see what Ben was wearing? He sticks out like a turd in a punch bowl!

by lindie April 1, 2006

Muddy Soup Bowl

Where you are doing your girlfriend from behind while she has diarrhea.

"Dude, I did the muddy soup bowl last night, it was righteous!!!"

by Long Dong Salam December 19, 2009

Bowl of Clam Chowder

Similar to a Clam Bowl which is the female version of a fruit bowl but in this variation, the woman must have a yeast infection. The cheesier the yeast, the more "chowdery" the effect will be.

I would've gotten with her but, when she dropped trow, it was a the biggest bowl of clam chowder I have ever seen!

by I got you back September 22, 2011