Bacon schlab

Someone.. or .. rather something.. perhaps.. that is special to me.. er- special. yep heh

Guy #1: Dude I just won this teddy bear for you at dave and busters
Guy #2: Oh my god this is so special to me. thanks, its my new bacon schlab

by gianteasteregg January 19, 2024

Baconator

When a young lady has sexual relations "doggy style" with a far guy and his belly rubs against her tramp stamp creating a porky smell

That girl loves baconators

by Cultleader333 December 4, 2023

Chicken Bacon Ranch

Your hip neighbors backyard

The Littles got ponies to ride and heard those chickens and truffle hunting hogs all over this lil chicken bacon ranch..

by Grey T September 30, 2023

Baconator

(A combination of the words bacon and traitor): between and, theoretically, among jews only, an offensive term for a Jewish guy who chooses to marry a non jewish girl, making the children non jewish.

If you are neither a svinoyed, nor a yidiot, and you marry a non jewish girl, most jews would consider you a baconator, unless of course you are a convert out of judaism

by Sexydimma March 28, 2021

Bacon Bush

The unfortunate crossing of a womans meat curtains and werewolf pussy, creating a hairy,meaty mess.

Well we where really getting hot and heavy then I took her panty's off and realized she had a bacon bush and immediately walked out.

by Dr_PigFinger December 30, 2020

Baconizing

Where a person is laying on somewhere (more specifically a couch or bed) like a fat ugly lazy ass pig.

bonus points if you’re baked (high)

1: “did you see caysie? she was totally baconizing!”

2: “yeah, what a fat lazy baconizer”

by dylan_poggers July 17, 2024

Giggly Bacon

Marijuana. pot. Refer. The ganja. Henry Kissinger. Mary's daughter. High on hibiscus. Reginald wadsworth

Fuck your giggly bacon man. That shit had me knockin on my granny's door asking for blow and hard candy.

by ChefJonny13 February 19, 2019