Brandon

“Elephant Trunk”, “Why is it on the Ground”, “half horse”. People named Brandon, usually hear these phrases a lot. It’s unfortunate that they get bullied for something they can’t control. But Brandon’s are also great fucking guys. When it comes to monyun they don’t play.

“I heard that guys name is Brandon his elephant trunks is probably on the ground.”

by anonymous November 20, 2023

Brandon

Canny camp nd that

You know brandon.

He is canny camp and that

by Duxh November 22, 2021

Brandon

The PERFECT, ALMIGHTY, and ALL- POWERFUL one

Brandon is ALMIGHTY, PERFECT, ALL-POWERFUL...His SUPERIORITY touches the heavens and the earth.

by raisond'etre October 27, 2021

Brandon Reed

Noun
Bran-Dun Ree-duh
A person or persons who work at walmart and sexually harasses his fellow coworkers.
Someone who Brandon Reeds (Brandon reeded) people.

“Woah is that Brandon Reed?”

“Why yes I heard he likes to Brandon Reed (Brandon Reeded) his coworkers because he has very low self esteem

by Johny willikers May 12, 2023

Brandon A

A italian boy who gets all the ladies and has a shrimp but really sexy

I’m great and cool I’m a Brandon A

by cool dude RI Ree December 13, 2021

Brandon

One geiy boi

Brandon is you hmmm

by Loserfligot October 5, 2018

Brandon Blegan

An extremly fat and ugly person, if one shall come in contact with a Brandon Blegan they will always run in the opposite direction if they can escape from his lard.

"OMGF ITS A BRANDON BLEGAN RUN LIKE SHIT!!!!"

by The Dozer556 May 15, 2010