Fap Attack

The sudden urge to masturbate...

While the Pastor gave his sermon Krys experienced a sudden fap attack.

by ShankMasterKrys August 20, 2013

Thrak Attack

When someone whose name starts with the letter H says or does something stupid.

Crimson: Dude, what did Herman just say?
Wesguin: Not sure, probably just another Thrak Attack.

by CalamityCrimson January 14, 2022

Counter attack

A perfectly unbalanced fps mobile game with a fascinating graphic and more bugs that cyberpunk 2077. If you like to shoot people in the head without killing em, or face cancers from enemy from all the world that will camp as bitches and insult you every time they get a kill,
Well, Thats the perfect game for you.
You may get addicted to it and spend all your money in some usueless skins and trash knifes.
This game has a love-hate amazing relationship.
It looks like csgo but with more bugs and less russians.

X: hey wanna play ca (counter attack)
Me: hell nah im not in the mood to get FREE CANCERS

by Garfiel sex January 2, 2022

AI only attacks

You have got to be fucking shitting me!

Hym "That CANNOT be real! Hohoho! Man! You had better hope that THAT is not ME! I don't believe it! I just can't! I mean, if it is, don't fucking touch it. That's not a threat either. Seriously. You are not going to have a fun time if you try to obstruct it- Er, I guess ME in any way shape or form. Please tell me that isn't real! I will not be able to handle it if it's real. It'll be like meeting an Alien for the first time. Ha! That's great! AI only attacks!"

by Hym Iam August 31, 2025

crotch attack

When your crotch attacks your shorts or pants in an unappealing manner. Examples: camel toe, moose knuckle, frog eye.

She is currently expressing a crotch attack in her nether regions.

by Forbiddenness March 9, 2019

pandemic attack

A sort of panic attack.A sickness when you feel like the place you stay in,because of the pandemic,is coming to you.Making you feel like you have no place to move.Or when you feel like over-thinking is the thinking you over-think at one point.

Patient:Sometimes I feel like I can't breathe,doc.The walls are coming at me.This quarantine has massed me up.
Doctor:You're having pandemic attacks.Comepletely expected in a time like 2020.

by lopez_2020 December 28, 2020

Heart Attack Goalie

A guy who volunteers to play goalie for your men’s hockey or soccer team, who is both old and overweight and dangerously close to having a heart attack.

I swear I thought we were going to lose our goalie in the 3rd period. Guy was a total Heart Attack Goalie. He must have been 82 years old.

We lost last night’s game, but we had Heart Attack Goalie In net.

by TBels October 1, 2019