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reverse irish leave

John was annoyed that Jane stayed so long at his party after disrupting the guests with overly dramatic, attention-starved antics like hugging, high-fives and other reverse irish leave moves.
by wordplayerhater May 18, 2009
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Telephonic Irish Goodbye

When someone is texting you, and mid conversation, especially when you’re expecting a response, they simply stop texting. Some blame falling asleep or being distracted, but some are prone to it, while others are not.
Dude, I was texting my girl last night and asked her how her bar tending shift went, and once again out of no where she gave me the telephonic Irish goodbye. When we texted this morning it’s like last night’s conversation never happened.
by Lordblanco August 12, 2024
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The old Irish backstop

Sexual term for when you promise to pull out before you nut then change your mind and stay inside
by Things that annoy me 161 March 12, 2019
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Irish Timing

When all the clocks are slightly wrong, and everyone's running slightly late (or early), but somehow everything happens at the right moment and everything works out.
1. I was running 20 minutes late, had lost my umbrella, and was worried about leaving the cat alone. Then Jim came back but he'd forgotten his keys. I let him in, he stayed home and looked after the cat and lent me his umbrella. Irish timing saved me again.
2. There was a car crash delaying the bus I was gonna take, so I didn't make it to the event. Turns out it was my Irish Timing. The event had been cancelled and I had a great night with my friends instead.
by Redhaired Avenger December 17, 2017
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irish rumble

When two Irish folk have deep sex
Damn Sean and Tiffanie really had a good Irish rumble last night!
by Chauck May 16, 2018
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Irish doll

The act of yanking ones testicles from thus anus and placing them on your partner's forehead sprinkled with some irish pepper and seasoned with lucky charms.
Hey babe remember that time I made you into an Irish doll ? Great thing I didn't want kids in my life.
by Morgan Freamane January 16, 2020
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Irish Gummybear

Sex move where you apply heavy lubricant to a girl's sphincter. Then some asshole with no teeth fills his mouth with whipped cream and gummy bears and spits them into her butthole. Afterwards the toothless participant slurps the shit covered gummy bears out and gurgles them around in his mouth giving his gums a super decent massage.

Often times this is followed up by the woman upper cutting the toothless fuckers face and yelling at him to get the fuck out for being such a desperately pathetic douche bag.

This is typically performed by men highly susceptible to relapsing on hard drugs.
During the AA meeting, Bobby asked if he could discuss feelings of guilt and shame for the topic after receiving an Irish Gummybear from his secret lover.
by Gummybear_luv November 29, 2020
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