Jew-U-I

What you get when a Jewish police officer arrests you for driving under the influence because you are a drunk Gentile/Australian actor/director who blames Jews for drunk driving laws.

Officer: Sir, you were swerving, please exit the vehicle.

Australian Gentile director/actor: Jews have started all wars and killed Jesus!

Officer: Sir, you are under arrest for Jew-U-I.

Australian Gentile director/actor: I demand my Jewish lawyer.

by deadon September 8, 2008

self-hating jew

This is somewhat of a misnomer, since a "self-hating Jew" is usually not someone who really hates themselves. Rather, they identify themselves as more than, or something other, than just a Jew. They view themselves as a regular human being first, and feel uncomfortable with Jewish ethnocentrism and the "Chosen people" stigma. Even though they were born to Jewish parents, they are in direct opposition to religious Jewish dogma which they see as outdated and limiting. They may even believe that by setting themselves apart throughout history, the Jews may have unwittingly brought antisemitism unto themselves.

Self-hating Jews long to be Gentiles, because they do not like the designation and tradition forced on them by their ancestors and/or religion, which they have shed. They find liberation from their "self-hate" by identifying themselves not exclusively as Jews who are "strange" and "different", but as Gentiles; as any human being; no matter the race.

Jew #1: "The Nazis were overzealous in their logic which brought around their own demise. But some Jews also display the same racial, "pure-blood" thinking, which may have contributed to THEIR demise. It exposes a duality, a flaw in human nature: ethnocentrism is a flawed concept that can hurt anyone, no matter their race. This is 2011, its about time we advance beyond racial thinking"

Jew #2: "How dare you say that Jews brought the Holocaust onto themselves? Have you no pride?"

Jew #1: "Dude I didn't even say that. Besides, I do have pride, it is individualistic pride. I think for myself and I don't understand the concept of collectivist Jewish pri-"

Jew #2: "Stfu man. You're such a disgrace, you're nothing but a self-hating Jew"

by Spliffsmoker September 5, 2011

baby jew dick

the smallest penis known to man only one person other then a baby jew has this and his name is Joe. the person with the biggest penis discovered this and joe has been made fun of ever since what a maroon

wow joe you have a baby jew dick.

is that a dick or a vagina?
"must be a baby jew dick"

by dylan dale November 27, 2007

star power jew

The one person in Guitar Hero World Tour that hogs all of the star power for him/herself in band quickplay.

friend: "Dude, your such a star power jew!"

me: "well I didn't see YOU activating at all!"

by HalfRecklessG February 7, 2009

the jew and the pizza joke

do you know the difference between a jew and a pizza? when you put pizza in the oven it does scream

did you hear the jew and the pizza joke? no, good zen i vill get ze firewood

by gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah March 16, 2010

New york jew

One that is a uptight, and fickle. very tight financially jewish man. One with a love for money, a paper chaser.

That guy is tighter than a New york jew, give me my money you F*ing New york JEW!

by Christopher james bueler May 13, 2005

Jew Tang Clan

A group of ill jews who smoke fat blunts and drink all day and are good at math.... They pull all kinds of pussy and act gangster until they see a black dude.

fuckin sketch balls that foos from the jew tang clan. i best not front or he's gon bussa cap in my ass

by triple s's October 19, 2006