johnathan dick small like a bean

Has no friends a lonely person has a tiny ass dick likes kaylin shuck

Example johnathan dick small like a bean

by Pussy fag April 7, 2022

Dick Herbs

When severed (dead)animal penises are used as compost for crops

"I went down to the supermarket to buy some more dick herbs"

by Crazydudejosh March 4, 2018

DICK

me

i have a dick yum

by popopopoooppppp November 18, 2023

DICK

the long thingy in between a mature males legs

MY DICK IS SO FUCKING BIG

Katie sucked on my dick so much it started bleeding

by gimme sum cum February 10, 2022

Pluto Dick

Someone with a tiny dick.

"You have a pluto dick"

by Jujuidk June 4, 2019

Baby dick

The correct usage of the term “baby dick” is not the literal sense. It is a metaphorical term. It should be used as a substitute for the mundane “sucks”. That which is baby dick, is any undesirable situation or material thing.

Ah man, cash bar at my cousin’s wedding. That shit’s baby dick. This snowder you bought is 90% drywall. Super baby dick.

by Jackson Deepwood August 14, 2021

slightly dick headed

Someone who doesn't fully posses the necessary qualities to be a full on dick head. Only slightly.

1:That bitch just shouted at me across the restaurant! Wow, she's slightly dick headed!

2: He ordered me around like he pays my bills. What a slight dick head!

by MicMac88 January 24, 2014