Dippy Shit

It's a dipshit who eats shit by accident because there stupid.

I am a Dippy Shit because I ate shit that I thought was chocolate.

by Vgyhycsgnuacyfauaufayuhsyfc fu September 30, 2020

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Shit Crank

Methamphetamine that's so bad it has you yawning off instead of going to the garage and grabbing a pail to repaint your house overnight...

Hey boo, what you think of this 'shit crank'...
Well... You don't see me repainting the house do you?

by HiddenAssumptions August 4, 2024

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Shit the Bed

When your working with clowns and one guy does something wrong you would say “ shit the bed “

Shit the bed I’m never touching a Radiator again!

by Night-crew December 15, 2021

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Shit Bag: Slang, Military Term: A person who is unmotivated and utterly worthless. Constantly finding different ways to get out of working, doing what they are supposed to, or being asked to do something and making up a dumbass excuse to get out of doing it...

You: Hey Fred, quit the shit baggery and come help me unload this truck!

Fred: I can't, I got to wasted last night, and I don't feel good.

You: Dude, you're a shit bag.

by UW|Zerokool-X November 21, 2020

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Lose a shit

The act of shitting yourself in a fit of extreme excitement or shock. Popularized by infamous cryptocurrency scammer Malone Lam, a 20 year old Miami resident who stole over $230M in Bitcoin on August 18, 2024.

Guy 1: *looking at Lam's crypto wallet* "That's probably 10 pretty pennies-"
Lam: "I'M GONNA LOSE A SHIT!"

by Degoa the Ham September 24, 2024

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