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shit sandwich

A situation, when you are on the toilet and you accidentally stan up, without wiping out. Then your buttcheeks with the unwiped shit squish together creating a sort of "shit sandwich
-Where's Mark? He can't be pooping so long!
-He texted me. He made a shit sandwich and now need to clean his ass.
by bggh_martyka May 22, 2021
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Moo shit

Farmer“What happened

cow”moo shit
by Moo shit September 20, 2020
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Shit ticket

When someone is comfortable enough to shit at your house.
"Dude I don't know when I gave you a shit ticket, but you're always blowing up my bathroom"
by smilingbananas May 29, 2016
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Shit Clump

Snowball-like substance made of shit.
by Everybody here February 12, 2008
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Who shit in your oreos

It was a cold snowy November morning...a friend picked me up from my estate. We grabbed some food and entered a nearby hipster coffee shop. While playing catch up, a man got hit by a truck. Everyone in the crowded coffee shop stopped typing poetry on their Mac book and looked up. What they saw was horrifying; blood everywhere, truck shattered on the ground. After the paramedics arrived and pronounced him dead on the scene. We all decided we had to go back to our poetry and overpriced espresso. A few minutes later, the mans son fell off the second story and he was still going strong. The barista was in a bad mood after all the craziness and while trying to get a refill on my Bianca white mocha he was being extremely rude. With much despair...the words rang from my mouth “who shit in your Oreos.”
Me: cheer up

Friend: go type your poetry and I hope your flannel rips.

Me: well “who shit in your Oreos”
by madscatraz November 22, 2017
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Shit

Me: hey-

You: ugh here comes the pease of shit

Me: ok then-
by MoonBean October 26, 2020
mugGet the Shitmug.

Take your face for a shit

A more assertive version of “wind your neck in” or “have a word with yourself
“This albums so over-rated

“Nah it’s banging mate you need to take your face for a shit”
by TheOceanNew July 21, 2023
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