shit bit

when you get bit by a mosquito while shitting

Beyoncé got shit bit this morning!

by mauruje May 25, 2022

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Shit a brick

When you take your first shit after anal sex

Tom said we should have anal. Imagine the first shit after, I would literally shit a brick.

by Milf33 May 5, 2025

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shit

what comes out your ass

I've just took a shit

by sgratia March 8, 2019

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Chicken shit

Someone who waits until someone has been dead for decades to laugh at something they did while they were alive.

The guy's wife was calling herself chicken shit by saying something he did was scary while he was alive, but funny years after he died. She tried to make him look like the Debo of Rock and Roll and ended up revealing how chicken shit she was.

by Solid Mantis August 28, 2020

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No Shit

Literally meaning something is obvious.

I live on earth.. No shit

by SenPlab March 2, 2024

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shit

1. A expression used to show the ending of a satisfactory sentence, mainly among women.
2. The brown log that comes out of your ass after a Chipotle date.
3. Something you won't be to your ex.

1. "His dick was hella long, but he was ugly. Shit.
2. "Nigga, hol' up. I gotta take a shit."
3. "Me and James broke tf up. He ain't shit!

by lowkey_definitionz October 23, 2017

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