You shut the fuck up

Last warning before I give you a dirt nap one more word after I say you shut the fuck up you'll be put to sleep

Billy you shut the fuck up Billy replies yeah fuck you what are you going to do about it then billy gets put to sleep

by Dirtye49 August 28, 2017

coon baboon fucking a balloon

It’s basically a midget raccoon fucked a baboon then made a baby then call coon baboon fucking a balloon

Holy shit bro, yesterday I saw a fucking coon baboon fucking a balloon. I filmed so I could finally get hard.

by Fagotfuckerclitdaddy December 9, 2020

Fuck Board Game Night

To stay in with your partner and engage in sexual activities instead of going to an event that you RSVP'd to

person1: Aww man why didnt (name) show up tonight?
person2: Him and his girlfriend pulled a Fuck Board Game Night

by DickmcLong January 16, 2015

Out this shit im fuck

The reverse sentence of fuck this shit im out

Man 1: what is ∫²x dΣ² xdd?
Man 2: out this shit im fuck

by Out this November 2, 2020

Excuse me What the Fuck

A term used by people to describe displeasure or discomfort. It is correctly used while your right hand is in front of your face at chin height, with an open palm facing towards you with all fingers straight, and your left doing the same except higher and further forward.

"I'm sorry Kenneth, I forgot to buy you a Bionicle."
Kenneth: "Excuse me what the fuck?"

"Sorry Anthony, your Wizard 101 account has been banned."
Anthony: "Excuse me what the fuck?"

by Shrek Bin Laden August 28, 2018

monkeys trying to fuck a football

When a group of incompetent rejects can't handle the simplist task

Salesmen: We don't know what happened boss, we thought we had that guy for sure.

Salesmanager: You retards couldn't close a front door.

Salesmen: Sorry boss, we will do better next time.

Salesmanager: No you won't you peices of shit, you guys are like monkeys trying to fuck a football

by wamboozled October 10, 2014

Fuck you, I'm Millwall

Famous battlecry from Roy Larner delivered right before he charged down three armed terrorists single-handedly, saving dozens of lives by holding them up. The quote is now used whenever someone performs an action that the majority of people wouldn't dare do, whether it's a selfless and heroic act or an act of breaking the rules. "Fuck you, I'm Millwall" basically means you're about to go against the flow, doing what you feel is right even when others would think doing so is madness, as any Millwall fan would do.

"Allahu Akbar!"
"Fuck you, I'm Millwall!"

"Hey, you're robbing this girl!"
"Keep out of this and we won't stab you with these knives we're carrying."
"Fuck you, I'm Millwall!"

"What you're wearing is disrepecting the local culture"
"Fuck you, I'm Millwall"

by bydy2 July 1, 2017