improve your experience

Every tech company ever’s favourite excuse to fuck things up when they work perfectly, for the sole purpose of keeping somebody busy.
Update 1.1.69 enables ad tracking and reduces performance to improve your experience.
by ventisette December 21, 2017
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Jackin' Your Stax

One who masturbates with a pocket pussy made of a stax can (lays off brand Pringles).
I was jackin' your stax after my parents went to bed last night.
by Black_Daddy December 12, 2017
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National Hug Your Parents Day! They love you so much. So them how grateful you’re for them with a hug. 🙈
by Barbie.Blondie.18 January 27, 2022
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Your Really Funny

Can be used to tell people that they're funny, or the shit 8 year olds use to insult someone, they think they gave you emotional damage but they didn't, they can't think of insults so they use this one.
Player:

USERNAMEINALLCAPS: Your really funny 😹👎
by BaconInspect June 03, 2022
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A celebration celebrated on February 22 give your bestie a hug ❤️
It’s February 22 do you know what day it is?

Its National Hug Your Bestfriend Day
by La Wera 956 February 20, 2022
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get your nuts up

“Alright mate? Did you see that bird last night?”

“Yeah it was great! She was well up for it!”

Fairplay mate. Did you get your nuts up?”

“Damn straight I did! She was gagging for it man!”
by Misschilli76 January 02, 2023
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Pants your crush day

October 10th is day where you have consent to pull down your crushes pants.
Guy 1 :I just pantsed my crush
Guy 2: why?
Guy 1: because it’s national pants your crush day
by CatDog09 September 08, 2021
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