muppet dick

A flaccid uncircumcised penis.

His dick looks like a muppet dick - like Gonzo’s nose from the muppets.

by Bdl1220 June 17, 2024

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Dick Waddington

A filthy rich douche

Donald Jr. is such a DIck Waddington

by TreelyFreely August 6, 2021

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Romanian Dick Driver

A romanian man who uses his old Dacia car to drive over another man's dick.

Wow, did you heard about Andrei his cock?
Yes i heard! The romanian dick driver drove his cock right off after a car deal gone wrong!!

by Cmen14 December 30, 2022

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Dick

Slang for a penis
Or for someone you hate

If you’re looking this up your either really bored, curious, or innocent.

example: “i heard (blank) has a big dick”

Example 2: “wow. He’s such a dick!”

by AbagelThebagel August 9, 2019

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The painfully but highly arouseing sex move were the man or dominant person will use a fork lift. They then will ram the fork on the fork lift into the less dominant person ass until there ass is bloody and torn.

Me and John will be doing the Brazilian dick lift

by John_lemon71 July 23, 2025

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Limp Dick Lesbian

A guy who normally would have no problems getting girls except that he has zero game and most definitely will fuck it up.

Guy 1: “hey check it out, I think that chick’s into Mikey!”
Guy 2: “oh yeah, just wait until he opens his mouth. That limp dick lesbian will scare her away in no time!”

by Kirklovski March 9, 2023

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